Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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