One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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