hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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