God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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