i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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