That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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