so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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