on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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