That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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