i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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