why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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