Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You pole danced in your parka.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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