I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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