How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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