no, he came in my armpit
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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