So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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