I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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