those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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