Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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