Your mouth is God's brothel.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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