I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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