At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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