her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
