Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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