This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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