We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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