Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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