Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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