More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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