She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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