I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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