Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need to align my fucking chakras
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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