Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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