everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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