apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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