I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You were trust falling into bushes
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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