What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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