are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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