Banned from zoo.
Again?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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