Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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