you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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