Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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