with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
