If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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