I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Never underestimate the power of titties
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