marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So drunk its hurt
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
