According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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