The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail