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• (330): View more from Ohio

  just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"

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• (206): View more from Washington

  i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol

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• (310): View more from California

  he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party

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• (310): View more from California

  He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Stories. There's stories.

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  MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.

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