i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
there is glitter all over my balls