That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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