we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why is there bacon in the couch?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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