He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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