Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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