In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
porn star boner night. come get it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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