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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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