So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think a kid would responsible me up
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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