I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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