if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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