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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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